You just couldn’t resist reading, with the word “tits” in the title, now could you? Proves that the new generation of humankind is still pretty much consisting of apes’ descendants. Which I think are nicer than cyborgs, so you gave me faith in humanity. Thank you for that!
So, everybody (except for roughly 99.99% of earth population) has heard about Twitter going for the television business. Even though this was later commented by Twitter to be bullshit, I went forward with my wild fantasies and pictured the future in my mind. Then I recorded my thoughts and uploaded them into YouTube. Here it is:

Some Finnish senior citizens (maybe others too - I’m not that much aware of what are they showing in the TV networks around the world) may notice that it has a resemblance to a certain tv format that was rather popular a couple of years back. It consists of hopelessly lonely or drunken (preferably both) people sending expensive SMSs to the TV, suggesting the c-list celebrity guest to show her boobs. If this is where Twitter will lead us, then hooray for the brave new world!
The author doesn’t admit sending an SMS to a chat show, neither has he ever been lonely or drunk. He is also not a descendant of an ape.